Here are some fab divorce quotes – enjoy…or not!
Do you have any to add?
Men tell me that I have saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it’s cheaper than a divorce. So I’m still useful, you see.
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee Announced they’re getting back together. You know what that means? There’s still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That’s what happens when you haven’t been home in eighteen years.
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
E.T.” began with me trying to write a story about my parents’ divorce.
I’ll tell you what divorce hasn’t taught me. It didn’t teach me not to get married again.
Divorce isn’t the child’s fault. Don’t say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you’re really just hurting the child.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
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